Devastating news.
Peter Dutton (aka Lord Voldemort of Australia) has Corona Virus.
I hope isolates himself.
I can't wait to see what his excuse will be for not self isolating.

It's okay everyone can still go to the footy on the weekend. We only have to stop congregating from Monday.

At least somebody is relaxed amidst all this business

Allow myself to introduce.. myself.
I've finally got our instance back up and running!


Welcome to whatever-the-fuck this is.