I thought with going back to normal time we might rejoin the original timeline and all this would go away.
Sadly.. it seems we are stuck in the shitty 2020 alternate universe.

Devastating news.
Peter Dutton (aka Lord Voldemort of Australia) has Corona Virus.
I hope isolates himself.
I can't wait to see what his excuse will be for not self isolating.

It's okay everyone can still go to the footy on the weekend. We only have to stop congregating from Monday.

At least somebody is relaxed amidst all this business

So - the Australian govt's response is to provide nearly nothing to most of the country.
No support for small business, contractors and self employed.

Allow myself to introduce.. myself.
I've finally got our instance back up and running!


Welcome to whatever-the-fuck this is.